We pull up to the Slim Chickens drive through. I have no idea what I want. Then I see the sign to the right. Blasted Tenders. Dr Pepper. That sounds good. So we make our order, I want the Blasted Tenders. The cashier has no idea what we are talking about. Blasted Tenders? What's that? It's right there on your sign, I say. "Blasted Tenders". I'm looking right at it. He tells us to pull up.

I show the guy the picture of the Blasted Tenders. Then the confusion is cleared up. To him, they are Dr. Pepper Tenders.

My embarrassment is replete.